T-Rex vs. Raptor
Some mornings, Will wakes up as a baby dinosaur. Sometimes a pterodactyl, but usually a baby T-Rex. This morning, he had a hard time waking up and stepping into the shower. So, I encouraged him with a little mommy T-Rex nudge. I whispered to him, "Wake up, little T-Rex and hurry into the shower before the raptors attack us..." (I was desperate to not be late to work again, y'all...) It worked. Wide eyed and well aware of my dinosaur ignorance he confidently replied, "But we are bigger and more powerful than they are, mommy T-Rex. They can't hurt us..." By then he was awake and cold, so into the warm shower he hopped, not phased by the threat of a raptor attack. My boy knows his dinosaurs, and whether it is true or not that a raptor could not hurt a T-Rex is beyond me. I honestly have no clue. I've seen a Jurassic movie or two. I'm sure they could leave a scratch, maybe draw some blood, even temporarily weaken a T-Rex with cunning strat